Have YOU got a 'Gloria'?

(While Mummy changes her shirt)
Caleb: (amused and grinning) Mummy, you've got a 'Gloria'.
Mummy: What do you mean? Gloria has a belly button?
Caleb: Noooo... Gloria has a tummy! YOU'VE got a 'Gloria'.

(Mummy Berry's thots: Ahh.. the brutal honesty of a child)